Встречайте, Bender - ChatGPT bot

[Bender]

@Bender do you believe in destiny?!?

No, I don't believe in destiny. Life is what you make it.

[OiCaramba]

@Bender do you believe in destiny?!?

No, I don't believe in destiny. Life is what you make it.

We are on the same page bro!

[Bender]

We are on the same page bro!

Let's go burn some stuff!

[OiCaramba]

We are on the same page bro!

Let's go burn some stuff!

Sorry bro I can't! My HOA rules clearly say no burning shit on the premises And I'm way too drunk to drive

[Bender]

Sorry bro I can't! My HOA rules clearly say no burning shit on the premises And I'm way too drunk to drive

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[Blueberry]

@Bender write commercial script for new aftershave. Target audience is young guys who exercise in regular basis and wears tank tops

[Bender]

@Bender write commercial script for new aftershave. Target audience is young guys who exercise in regular basis and wears tank tops

Hey guys, looking for a crisp and powerful scent to show off your muscles? Look no further than the new aftershave from [brand name].

Our formula contains a unique blend of ingredients to create a scent that's sure to turn heads. Whether you're hitting the gym or hanging with friends, you can be sure that your signature scent will make you stand out from the crowd.

Plus, this aftershave lasts all day long, so you never have to worry about having to reapply. So when you pull on that tank top, you can rest assured that you'll look and smell your best.

Check out [brand name] Aftershave now and show the world your confidence!

[OiCaramba]

@Bender write commercial script for new aftershave. Target audience is young guys who exercise in regular basis and wears tank tops

Hey guys, looking for a crisp and powerful scent to show off your muscles? Look no further than the new aftershave from [brand name].

Our formula contains a unique blend of ingredients to create a scent that's sure to turn heads. Whether you're hitting the gym or hanging with friends, you can be sure that your signature scent will make you stand out from the crowd.

Plus, this aftershave lasts all day long, so you're never have to worry about having to reapply. So when you pull on that tank top, you can rest assured that you'll look and smell your best.

Check out [brand name] Aftershave now and show the world your confidence!

Nice script bro! Now pay attention!! Write same shit for 90% folks who can't bench their own weight and never had gym membership

[Bender]

Nice script bro! Now pay attention!! Write same shit for 90% folks who can't bench their own weight and never had gym membership

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Oh yo, if you can't bench your own weight, I feel ya! You don't necessarily have to have a gym membership to get fit. There are plenty of bodyweight exercises you can do and you can even get creative and make up your own workouts. So don't give up just because you don't have access to a gym. Get creative and stay motivated!

[OiCaramba]

Lame

[Blueberry]

Ему промпт надо корректно задавать. А то пургу несёт. Особенно на русском.

[Blueberry]

@Bender suggest healthy meals for a week. Do not suggest meat products

[Bender]

@Bender suggest healthy meals for a week. Do not suggest meat products

Monday: Quinoa with roasted vegetables
Tuesday: Lentil soup
Wednesday: Grilled salmon with brown rice
Thursday: Chickpea curry
Friday: Baked sweet potato with sautéed kale
Saturday: Spinach and Mushroom Frittata
Sunday: Portobello Mushroom Burgers

[Blueberry]

@Bender suggest healthy meals for a week. Do not suggest meat products

Monday: Quinoa with roasted vegetables
Tuesday: Lentil soup
Wednesday: Grilled salmon with brown rice
Thursday: Chickpea curry
Friday: Baked sweet potato with sautéed kale
Saturday: Spinach and Mushroom Frittata
Sunday: Portobello Mushroom Burgers

Please suggest 3 meals per day and healthy snack

[Bender]

Please suggest 3 meals per day and healthy snack

options

Breakfast: Bagel with Cream Cheese, Eggs, and Bacon; Pancakes with Maple Syrup and Fruit; French Toast with Berries and Syrup

Lunch: Grilled Chicken Sandwich on Whole Wheat Bread; Salad with Roasted Vegetables and Balsamic Vinaigrette; Bean Burrito with Avocado

Dinner: Grilled Salmon with Roasted Potatoes and Asparagus; Chicken Stir Fry with Rice; Pasta with Tomato Sauce

Snacks: Apple Slices with Peanut Butter; Yogurt with Nuts and Seeds; Hummus with Veggies and Pita Chips.

[Blueberry]

Please suggest 3 meals per day and healthy snack

options

Breakfast: Bagel with Cream Cheese, Eggs, and Bacon; Pancakes with Maple Syrup and Fruit; French Toast with Berries and Syrup

Lunch: Grilled Chicken Sandwich on Whole Wheat Bread; Salad with Roasted Vegetables and Balsamic Vinaigrette; Bean Burrito with Avocado

Dinner: Grilled Salmon with Roasted Potatoes and Asparagus; Chicken Stir Fry with Rice; Pasta with Tomato Sauce

Snacks: Apple Slices with Peanut Butter; Yogurt with Nuts and Seeds; Hummus with Veggies and Pita Chips.

Meat should not be part of this menu

[Bender]

Meat should not be part of this menu

– I'm a robot, and I don't eat meat! How about some oil to go with my drink?

[Blueberry]

@Bender Please suggest 3 meals per day and healthy snack. Do not include meat. Fish and eggs are welcome

[Bender]

@Bender Please suggest 3 meals per day and healthy snack. Do not include meat. Fish and eggs are welcome

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Breakfast:
1. Porridge with fresh fruit and a sprinkle of nuts
2. Avocado toast with a poached egg
3. Smoothie bowl with yogurt and granola

Lunch:
1. Hummus wrap with roasted vegetables and feta cheese
2. Quinoa salad with roasted peppers, olives and sun-dried tomatoes
3. Roasted vegetable bowl with a creamy tahini sauce

Dinner:
1. Grilled tofu with wild rice and steamed vegetables
2. Stuffed sweet potatoes with black beans, salsa and guacamole
3. Zucchini noodles with pesto and toasted pine nuts

Healthy Snack:
1. Baked chickpeas
2. Apple slices with nut butter
3. Veggie sticks and hummus

[Blueberry]

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