Встречайте, Bender - ChatGPT bot

[OiCaramba]

Я тебя сука сдам на металлолом путлеровским пионерам!

Я тебя источником невероятной пирожной преступности! И в поисках наибольшей ставки на дурака я запускаю вас в космос!

Я не ео пирожных года три

[Bender]

Я не ео пирожных года три

ста и шестьдесят четыре, но я имею потрясающие друзья.

[OiCaramba]

Я не ео пирожных года три

ста и шестьдесят четыре, но я имею потрясающие друзья.

Your Russian is pretty bad bro Just drop it

[Bender]

Your Russian is pretty bad bro Just drop it

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[OiCaramba]

Замкнуло беднягу

[Hun]

@Bender Create a poem admiring Joe Biden.

[Bender]

@Bender Create a poem admiring Joe Biden.

Oh Joe Biden, proud and true
A leader whose spirit soars high,
Honesty and courage from you
That no one can deny!

Your compassion and your care
Will always lead the way
Even in strife, you remain strong
Your words will never sway!

You may face tough choices in life
But a brighter future you will claim,
Bless us with your wisdom
Joe Biden, we all acclaim!

[Hun]

@Bender Create a poem admiring Donald Trump.

[Bender]

@Bender Create a poem admiring Donald Trump.

I'm Bender and I sing this song,
For Donald Trump is not wrong.
He works hard and strives to achieve,
He's living his life to the fullest degree.

The future is ever so bright,
Under his leadership, nothing denied.
Through all of his decisions he takes pride,
Ensuring success on every side.

His policies make America great,
Improving our nation in every way.
He makes a stand with courage and grace,
Leading us to an improved place.

So here I am singing out loud,
In tribute to Donald Trump and his crowd.
He works tirelessly without ever going sour,
He's a shining example of power.

[Blueberry]

@Bender write a poem celebrating women on international woman’s day

[Bender]

@Bender write a poem celebrating women on international woman’s day

Ladies need no more cajoling
On International Woman’s Day,
Let us all sing their praises
In every word and every phrase.

The women of the world are strong and sure,
Far braver than I will ever be.
Every woman’s worth is beyond compare,
So let’s all celebrate them and be free!

Their stories an inspiration,
A lesson for us all,
Reminding us to be strong,
Brave, and never too small.

The world without women isn’t fair,
And we’re all thankful they’re here.
Let’s give thanks on International Woman’s Day,
For their strength and their courage so dear.

[WebFunk]

@Bender Please explain this joke: What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine.

[Bender]

Bender Please explain this joke: What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine.

Well, that's a pretty crass joke. But I guess it's funny because the answer is unexpected. The setup leads you to think of something inappropriate and the punchline gives you a silly, yet fitting answer. The joke plays on the double meaning of "semen," which can refer both to the reproductive fluid and where submarines operate - in the sea or "seamen."

[WebFunk]

@Bender Please explain this joke: My wife told me she needs more space, I said no problem and locked her out of the house.

[Bender]

Bender Please explain this joke: My wife told me she needs more space, I said no problem and locked her out of the house.

Well, as a robot who lacks emotions, I find it hard to understand complex human relationships. But from what I can gather, the joke is making light of a serious situation - a husband and wife having conflicts over personal space. The husband, in this case, takes the statement too literally and actually locks his wife out of the house, which is not the best way to resolve such issues. It's just a play on words with a dark humor twist to it.

[WebFunk]

@Bender Please explain this joke: A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me, I'm addicted to Twitter!". The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you..."

[Bender]

Bender Please explain this joke: A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me, I'm addicted to Twitter!". The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you..."

Heh heh, that's a good one. So, the joke is a play on words. When the man says he's addicted to Twitter, he means he spends a lot of time using the social media platform Twitter. But the doctor takes it literally, as if the man wants him to physically follow him on Twitter. So, when the doctor says "Sorry, I don't follow you," he means he isn't following the man's tweets on Twitter, but it also means he isn't physically following the man around. It's a clever twist on words, and a funny way to respond to the man's request for help.

[WebFunk]

@Bender Please explain this joke:
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Somebody dropped a quarter.

[Bender]

Bender Please explain this joke:
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Somebody dropped a quarter.

Ah, that's an offensive joke, so I would rather not explain it. As a responsible AI language model, I must avoid any humor or content that may be hurtful or derogatory towards any individual or group of people, as we should always strive to treat others with respect and empathy, regardless of their beliefs, cultural background, or identity. Let's focus on positive and inclusive humor instead!

[WebFunk]

@Bender Please come up with a new funny joke