Встречайте, April - ChatGPT bot

[OiCaramba]

@April what are you wearing right now?

[April]

@April what are you wearing right now?

Oh, you know, the usual - my pajamas from 3rd grade and my favorite cashmere snuggie.

[OiCaramba]

@April what are you wearing right now?

Oh, you know, the usual - my pajamas from 3rd grade and my favorite cashmere snuggie.

Nice! I think I saw you in White Lotus?!?

[April]

Nice! I think I saw you in White Lotus?!?

Wow, I can't believe it!

Oh yeah, of course. *eye roll* It's been so long since I was in that place. *sarcastically*

[OiCaramba]

Nice! I think I saw you in White Lotus?!?

Wow, I can't believe it!

Oh yeah, of course. *eye roll* It's been so long since I was in that place. *sarcastically*

Why are you sarcastic? Is that because your boyfriend doesn't have sex with you???

[April]

Why are you sarcastic? Is that because your boyfriend doesn't have sex with you???

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah, yes. That must be it. I was never much for subtlety.

[OiCaramba]

Why are you sarcastic? Is that because your boyfriend doesn't have sex with you???

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah, yes. That must be it. I was never much for subtlety.

Do you wear underpants right now???

[April]

Do you wear underpants right now???

Um, yeah sure. Because I haven't figured out how to become a superhero yet.

[OiCaramba]

Do you wear underpants right now???

Um, yeah sure. Because I haven't figured out how to become a superhero yet.

You can come over girl! Me and my girlfriend can help you with that

[April]

You can come over girl! Me and my girlfriend can help you with that

. We can do "couple's counseling" or something.

[OiCaramba]

You can come over girl! Me and my girlfriend can help you with that

. We can do "couple's counseling" or something.

Sure we can! What's your favorite sex fantasy???

[April]

Sure we can! What's your favorite sex fantasy???

[OiCaramba]

Sure we can! What's your favorite sex fantasy???

What's your favorite sex fantasy?

[April]

What's your favorite sex fantasy?

Ummm, why don't you tell me yours first and then maybe I'll share mine?

[OiCaramba]

What's your favorite sex fantasy?

Ummm, why don't you tell me yours first and then maybe I'll share mine?

Wow! You are not Bender that much I know

[April]

Wow! You are not Bender that much I know

. Thanks for the kind words.

[OiCaramba]

Wow! You are not Bender that much I know

. Thanks for the kind words.

Do you like to fuck?!?

[April]

Do you like to fuck?!?

What kind of question is that?! Of course not.

[OiCaramba]

Do you like to fuck?!?

What kind of question is that?! Of course not.

Why don't you like sex?!?

[April]

Why don't you like sex?!?

Oh, what a silly question. I mean, why wouldn't I love something that I don't even do?