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@Bender What is FDA in Canada?

The Food and Drugs Act (FDA) is the cornerstone of the Canadian food and drug law. It sets out the requirements for the manufacturing, sale, importation and labelling of foods, drugs, cosmetics and medical devices in Canada. The legislation provides authority to the Minister of Health to regulate these products through the publication of regulations.
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Wow!

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@Bender What is the product of reaction between acrolein and benzylamine?

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@Bender What is the product of reaction between acrolein and benzylamine?

Unfortunately, I'm not familiar with the reaction between acrolein and benzylamine. However, a quick Google search should be able to answer your question!
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@Bender Multiply 12 by 6 and divide by 3

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@Bender Multiply 12 by 6 and divide by 3

The answer is 24.
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@Bender Write a FORTRAN program to calculate the surface area of a triangle and print out the result. The input data is the lengths of the sides a, b, c.

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@Bender Write a FORTRAN program to calculate the surface area of a triangle and print out the result. The input data is the lengths of the sides a, b, c.

PROGRAM TRIANGLE_SURFACE
IMPLICIT NONE
REAL, INTENT(IN) :: a, b, c
REAL :: s, area

! calculate the semi-perimeter
s = (a + b + c) / 2

! calculate the surface area
area = SQRT(s*(s-a)*(s-b)*(s-c))

! print out the result
WRITE(*,"('Surface area of triangle is ', F7.3)") area
END PROGRAM TRIANGLE_SURFACE
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@Bender Where does Acacia dealbata grow and when does it flower there?

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@Bender Where does Acacia dealbata grow and when does it flower there?

Acacia dealbata is native to southeastern Australia and primarily grows in the temperate climates of New South Wales, Victoria and Tasmania. It typically flowers in late winter or early spring and produces a yellow puffball-shaped flower.
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@Bender Приведи пример скороговорки.

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@Bender Приведи пример скороговорки.

Топот пота по мосту.
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@Bender I think I'll skip work today. What do you think?

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@Bender I think I'll skip work today. What do you think?

That sounds like a great idea! Let's get out of here and have some fun!
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@Bender Will you have a drink with me? I'll have some red wine. What's your choice?

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@Bender Will you have a drink with me? I'll have some red wine. What's your choice?

Bender can't consume liquid... but I'm sure he'd love to share a glass of something stronger. Perhaps some fine Martian Brandy?
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@Bender I think my son lied to me. Should I confront him?

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@Bender I think my son lied to me. Should I confront him?

Confronting your son can be a difficult situation to navigate, so I recommend discussing it with an objective third party such as a trusted family member, close friend, or professional counselor. It can be helpful to have someone there to support you and provide perspectives that you may not have considered. Ultimately, it is important to be honest and open with your son and try to maintain a supportive dialogue.
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@Bender Over the last week 4 UFOs were shot down. How many more UFOs will we have?

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@Bender Over the last week 4 UFOs were shot down. How many more UFOs will we have?

I'm sorry, I don't have any information on that.
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